All right. I gotta call it. We’re at 72 votes. That’s awesome! Holy crap! That’s 72 Nutter Butters I gotta eat. I have obviously not given this thing enough thought. I wonder if I can distract everyone by — squirrel!
Fine. Well, be that as it may, I will have to prepare for Nutter Butter Day, either by moving meditation, warm-up stomach-stretching binges, or other more unconventional methods. But do not fear…Nutter Butter Day will be shared with all…and soon.
In the meantime, please give it up for our new My Blue Screen Epic Blog Header…Epic3! Yaaaaaay!
As our winner, she will represent My Blue Screen as our home page header. She will also receive a $5,000 scholarship to the beauty arts school of her choice, which she will commute to in her new-to-her 1994 Ford Festiva, which has plenty of headroom to accommodate her big honking tiara!
If your favorite was not picked, do not cry for them. All of our runners-up will receive smaller tiaras (size based on their vote percentages)…or blingy fezzes, as the case may be. They each will also receive Target gift cards, as well as the chance to appear as featured blog headers in future blog posts.
And don’t forget, here at My Blue Screen, everyone goes home a winner! If you voted, you may pick up your “I Voted” tiara in the back. For everyone else, we have Nutter Butters…lots of Nutter Butters.
In all seriousness, to everyone who took the time to participate in this epic pageant of art and silliness and Nutter Butters, thank you so much. The response has been overwhelming. I never dreamed I would have to face down 72 Nutter Butters…. Thank you.